she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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