Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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