dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Everything about him screamed your future.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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