I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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