In the future we'll all be gay
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
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