yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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