In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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