Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
