If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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