My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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