i don't like sucking hair
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I looked at my own cervix.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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