You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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