Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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