we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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