Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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