I love black thongs
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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