Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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