I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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