Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
