This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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