I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
