i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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