I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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