i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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