normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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