You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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