Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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