using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
is it fun? or sober?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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