so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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