It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
this beer tastes like vomit already
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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