Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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