it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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