my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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