Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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