i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Well I just put wine in my tea
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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