We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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