do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Randomize
