Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Is it because I queefed?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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