how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I forgot wine drunk hurts
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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