Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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