The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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