Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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