oh god the rape fog is back!
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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