He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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