I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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