Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
