I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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