So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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