what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I need moral support for this bender
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Randomize
