Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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