Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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