If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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