hell yes lets make some ravioli
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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