so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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