No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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