his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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