Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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