I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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