i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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